We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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