I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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