Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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