are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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