Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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