"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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