its not stalking. its research.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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