I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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