R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
you never un-have a 4some
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm bleeding and have questions
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
