I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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