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someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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