I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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