im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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