My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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