My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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