I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I smell stomach acid.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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