so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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