I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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