I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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