Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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