Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The Olympian is in my bed
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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