oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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