3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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