I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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