No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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