Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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