Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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