love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girl is more easily done than said...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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