It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm at about main and main street
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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