4 words: hood of his car
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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