ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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