That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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