is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He shit in the fireplace
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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