Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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