You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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