i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
