ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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