Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i think i have herpe
just one?
My balls are so social today.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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