thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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