I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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