break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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