girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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