So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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