Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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