I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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