I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
