I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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