Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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