More tranny stories later!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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