2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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