hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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