I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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