BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Randomize
